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Name: Luke Country: United States State: Arkansas Metro: Searcy Birthday: 8/11/1985 Gender: Male
Interests: I am interested in things which don't exist or can't be seen in real life. Expertise: I am an expert in believing in things which are not probable or possible. Occupation: Student Industry: Art
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| Hey, it's New Entry Time!!I have relocated! From now on, new stuff is gonna come from my new page. Go on and have a look, but be gentle, it's
my first "real" blog.
--Luke
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| Trip Epilogue
Flying through time zones makes the sky do weird things. That above is actually the moon, not the sun.
Well, after some slight hassles with my passport being expired (it
expired three or so days before I left Japan) and one of my pieces of
luggage being too heavy ($25 charge), I managed to survive about a full
days' worth of travel and came back home.
It feels goooood.
I do have jet lag and a profound weariness at this point, so I'm not
expecting to make much more in the line of journal entries or new blogs
or whatever at least for the rest of this week. I will say that I
really like my new house in Virginia, and I think we're living in a
much better area than we were before. And since I'm now living near
Washington, which is a pretty interesting area in itself, that
certainly warrants some more entries. So as soon as my Life Force
starts to come back, I'll be getting on that.
Thanks again for reading!
These guys made it back OK too.
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| Supeshiaru Ripoto: Engrish!Yes, for my last entry on this side of the ocean, I am going to show
you the wealth of wrongly transliterated or badly selected English
phrases which I found in Japan. And there are plenty of them. Check out
the stuff at www.engrish.com if you don't believe me.
Here we go, posted (kind of) in the order I found them:
"Samurai House"
They live there. Found in: Downtown Tokyo
"Proud of being driver" (click to read more nonsense)
"Dream," "hope," and "happy" seem to be a common theme among large
groups of English words. Found in: Hachioji while driving with Kensuke

"Let's Wild!!"
You can tell how wild the 80s hair band guy is, obviously he'd want you
to join him. This is a wig, by the way. Found in: 100 yen shop in
Tachikawa

"Lovely your Snack"
Are you trying to make a pass at my snack!? Back off, bub! Found in: Tachikawa shopping district
"The gate would fall down"
This is one of those things that alerts the store when you try to
shoplift. Obviously what's worse is leaning against it and being
occured trouble. Found in: Department store, Tachikawa

3can4on
English letters and numbers: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Found in: Moritown mall, Akishima
UniQlo
Would someone like to pronounce this for me? Found in: Moritown mall, Akishima
"Please not cross as danger"
Kyoto is a historically accurate city. This is true also in their usage of English. Found in: Heian Jingu garden, Kyoto
"Be careful of the footing sufficiently"
Also be careful of the english efficiently. Found in: Heian Jingu garden, Kyoto
Crunky.
Gonna get crunked up on--ok, I'm white. I'm sorry. Found in: Supermarket, Akishima (but just about everywhere, actually)

"MY house"
This is a pair of slippers which AGRESSIVELY defends their right to
live in that house. Fight, slippers! Found in: Supermarket, Akishima
4D Puzzle
Not really Engrish, but come on...isn't the 4th dimension time or
something? I'd really like to see how this puzzle incorporates time
into its solution (not like timing the solving or something, that's too
lame), but alas, I didn't buy it to find out. Found in: Supermarket,
Akishima
"This propose your comfortable life"
The best thing is this is on toilet paper. Found in: Supermarket, Akishima

"Healthy and Delicious Cookingware"
I bet you thought the Japanese had a weird diet, but did you know they ate frypans too? Found in: Supermarket, Akishima

"A man of ideas"
This is funny because it's on the side of one of those little photobooths. As if only smart people really figure
out what you're supposed to do with tiny, flash-bleached pictures of
you and 12 friends squished into a wreath of flowers or kittens. Found
in: Mount Fuji souvenir shop

"70 lemons"
You heard them, folks. Just one drink and your skin will be as yellow as the sun. Found in: Vending Machine, Mount Fuji
Hard Off.
If you don't understand why this is funny, I'm not going to explain it
to you. Actually, Hard Off is a used electronics store, and I got my
Famicom there. So despite their unfortunate name, it's actually a
really nice store, as well as their "Spin-Off" brethren Book-Off,
Hobby-Off, and Off-House. Found in: A lot of places, this one in Fussa
"touch and feel the Robot"
While this is talking about that huge statue of the robot from Laputa
at the Ghibli Museum, it sounds really funny out of context. Found in:
Ghibli Museum, Mitaka

"in the attic"
Yes, I also love to enjoy fashion in the attic. Like the stuff from the
20s that my great-grandfather left behind. Dang, that sounds awesome, I
wish it were true... Found in: Clothes store, Harajuku

"welcome Biker and Deadhead"
This would be cool if there were anyone else besides Trendy People in
Harajuku. Or if anyone in Japan actually knew what "biker" or
"deadhead" actually meant... Found in: Fake American Hippie-themed
Clothes Store, Harajuku

"A Bathing Ape"
I think this is the name of a clothes brand. Why is it that the phrase "bathing ape" actually comes accross as being more revolting than "dirty ape" or "filthy ape?" Found in: Harajuku
"conservation of resources"
Once again, something really grand-sounding for toilet paper. Toilet
paper owns you. Also look for a typo in that one. Found in: Hotel where
Mike and Lee stayed, Akishima

"Cheese Straight Burger"
Only heterosexual burgers here, baby! Found in: Burger Restaurant, Harajuku
"Flesh Food"
Yes! YES!! YESYESYESYESYES *jumps* Found in: Route 20, Hachioji

"We are particular about our clothes"
Oh yeah? Well so am I, snobs. Found in: Hachioji

"refreshing and exciting"
Let's let this one speak for itself. Found in: Convenient Store, Hachioji

"Dinning Bar"
I would prefer a ruckus bar. Found in: Hachioji
"Cinema Addicts"
Yeah, no kidding. Found in: Hachioji

"stamina peanuts"
Interviewer:"So, Crusher Joe, what's your secret to winning on round one every time?"
Crusher Joe: "STAMINA PEANUTS!"
Found in: 100 yen shop, Hachioji

"It is dear even if it takes"
Takes what? Your soul? Also, "Wood Factory." Once again, saynomore. Found in: 100 yen shop, Hachioji
[NO THUMBNAIL]
"I want to eat a dessert or a snack every day."
Yeah, well, me too, but I don't like root canals. Also look for a nice typo. Found in: 100 yen shop, Hachioji

"8 Cup Gun"
You betta watch out, foo, or I'll bust a CUP in yo--oh, sorry. White. Found in: 100 yen shop, Hachioji

"Sound Gun"
"I love the smell of sound in the morning!" Found in: 100 yen shop, Hachioji
"Straight Flash"
They may have actually meant to say straight flash, but that's far too riddled with innuendo to overlook. Found in: Vending Machine, Hachioji Station
And finally, my favorite one ever.

"awesome"
This is a shirt. It's my favorite because I wear it. Click on it for a
veritable goldmine of strange and out-of-place phrases. The same store
also had some other gems, like one which said "NOSH UP" (what on
earth..?) and another one talking about how great peanut butter and
pickles are in the morning or something. It was truly difficult to
decide, but the color and the sheer AWESOMEness of this one prompted me
to buy it. I do not regret it. Found in: Awesome Clothes Store, Mitaka
And that's it! I have some more stuff to talk about, but I'm going to
continue when I get home. I'm planning to move to a "real" blog host,
so that everyone can comment, instead of just the people who have
Xangas. I like the comments, yo.
I'm going to stay up all night and catch my bus to the airport tomorrow
morning at about 7:30. Then a mere 20 or so hours later and I'll be
home! Please pray for my safe travel (and sanity)!
Great Thanks to all who read this the whole time! I've put a lot of heart and soul into it, so it means a lot to me!
And don't forget to read the special double-issue comic!
 
Sayonara!
--Luke Jones
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| One More Time in AkishimaI opted to go church today with Masa and his family, so I woke up early
and took the train to Haijima (close to his church). I hung around with
them until about 5 pm, and took advantage of that time to take pictures
of my favorite places in Akishima! Uh...you shouldn't be surprised that some of
those places have to do with toys and games!
First, here's a picture of Masa's church:

You can see that it's dwarfed by the surrounding apartment buildings.
Unusual shape for a church, huh? Doesn't really matter, though, long as
it has people in it. After church, Masa's family took me out to eat
again at one of the best places ever:
Sushiro! Yes!! Masa's sister needed to check on prices of PSPs for her brother, so we next stopped at A-Too,
the place where I bought most of my Famicom games. So far, I haven't
found better prices anywhere in Japan. Also, take a look at their awesome selection! On to the next stop:
Bell House is, quite simply, the best toy store on the face of the
earth. If they also carried used toys, it would absolutely perfect.
Similar to A-Too, I never found a toy store which had awesome prices
and selection like Bell House anywhere else in Japan, despite being
taken to numerous toy stores by Kensuke. Pictures of the inside:
  
Left to right: A wall of Ultraman and similar characters; a selection of kaiju (monsters,
these ones from Ultraman); massively discounted Zoids section; on the
second floor, more Gundam kits than you'll ever need. Not pictured:
Transformers section, similarly covered in discounts; videogames
section; collector toy section; polite employees; people playing
Yu-Gi-Oh or something on the second floor; my face going crazy the
first time I went in here. You should be proud of me that I didn't
spent my entire trip's money in this store.
Finally, we have Tsutaya. I didn't take a picture of it from the
outside, but Tsutaya is the place I rented movies throughout my stay in
Akishima. They have a gigantic selection of Japanese superhero shows, which I love, as well as every Godzilla movie,
except for the one with Mechagodzilla from the 90s. They also have a
ton of anime, of which the only kind I rented was the kind with giant
robots. Not to mention their massive selection of CDs for rent. Over
the course of my stay, I rented, copied, and added subtitles to 13
Godzilla/daikaiju (giant
monster) movies which either didn't have a good release in America or
hadn't been released at all. It was pretty exciting.
I then hung out with Masa and his family in their apartment until about
five. Their apartment, of course, is among my favorite places from
Japan, but I didn't take any new pictures of it. Kensuke is always
talking about how there is "really nothing" in Akishima, but it seems
to me I found the best stuff there, not to mention the best Japanese
family ever.
Oh, but wait! The entry's not over yet! Special bonus section: Pachinko!!
There's this thing in Japan, called Pachinko. It's kind of a form of
pinball, but less fun, which people play for money. Saying that
Pachinko parlors are abundant in Japan is like saying there's a lot of
hair on a gorilla. I dare you to find a town which has less than ten
parlors. I think there are fifty or sixty, probably more, in Hachioji
alone. Well anyway, the point of me saying all this is that Kensuke
took me to a nearby parlor tonight to show me what it's all about.
Following is the true account.
I can show you some pictures, but experiencing pachinko requires
generous use of all five senses. For one thing, if you get anywhere
near a pachinko joint, you will smell bowling-alley grade cigarette
smoke. People smoke in those places, a lot.
Actually, I was expecting to find the ceiling obscured by a low haze of
smoke judging by the smell, but somehow they manage to keep the whole
place looking shiny and new.
After parking on a second-story parking deck, Kensuke took me in
through the automatic front doors. What I was immediately met by can
only be described as a wall of
sound. This sound was caused by approximately 15.7 gajillion little
shiny metal balls tumbling endlessly through the isle-shaped units
forming the pachinko machines. The use of fake numbers is necessary to
describe just how ridiculously many little metal balls were falling at
all times. I think if you took all the pachinko balls in japan and
melted them into one big sphere, it would alter the earth's gravity
substantially.
Sorry for the people-obscured pic, I was kind of wary of taking
pictures in there and getting pelted with pachinko balls by a
cross-faced old woman or something.
So the basis of pachinko goes like this: you feed 1000 yen (about $10)
to the slot-shaped mouth on the side of the machine. This causes the
pachinko balls to start firing inside the machine, and a little knob on
the lower right corner controls their trajectory. Their fall is
hindered by a myriad of carefully-placed pins, which they bounce off of
in a chaotic fashion. Most of the balls fall down the hole at the
bottom of the machine, where they are probably recycled into the
Massive Ball Tumbler deep within the heart of the building. Some of
them fall into a little mouth above that hole, which causes the slots
on the video screen behind the balls to start spinning. If the slots
match up, balls come out of the machine and pour into a waiting tray
underneath it. The more balls you get, the more money you win.
Here is an Evangelion-themed machine, and here is Super Sea Story, the latest and most popular machine. It's one of the more annoying things I've ever seen.
Kensuke spent something like 4000 yen and got nothing. I spent nothing and got a free pachinko ball from the floor! Woo-hee!
One more entry to be made in Japan! (note: I'm going to continue this journal)
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| Graveyard Walk and a Meal of EelOnce again, a combination of events which occured on different days.
The first took place two days ago...which is Thursday, I think. Mrs.
Katayama, in her extrovertedness (this was before the karaoke, though),
invited me to walk with her to the graveyard I mentioned earlier above
the Katayama house.
There's a steep hill behind the Katayama house, I suppose one side of
it leads to the Kishioin temple, but the other side is a graveyard.
Before making it to the graveyard, however, we ran into a small shrine:

These two imposing dudes are tengu,
mischievous or villainous spirits that live in mountains. I don't
remember all of the mythology surrounding them, but supposedly they
live in the mountains of Takao, close to here. Climbing up further, we
saw a large bell,
which I think they ring only once a year. Presently we stumbled upon a
shrine, which, in a pleasant surprise, was surrounded by little statues
of Totoro characters:
From left to right: The nekobus (cat bus); the smallish Totoro; the
tiny Totoro; mom, who I think should be too old to be able to see the
nekobus; May-chan; the big Totoro; some dust spirits; another dust
spirit; good old granny watching over like a sentinel. Happening upon
these characters in a remote shrine area is almost like actually
encountering them in real life, so it was really a nice surprise to say
the least. Mom didn't know they were here, somehow, either.
Just past here was the cemetary. Cemetaries aren't scary during the day.
     
Left to right: A group of kind old folks' graves; a kindly woman
goddess whose name I don't remember and whose head was suspended over
that town in the previous entry; an impressive view of Hachioji from
the cemetary; a view of the cemetary; a childs' grave; some boards
bearing names; a well-adorned grave. The one thing that seems to be
true of Japanese graves in general is that they are far more
complicated than American ones. While this doubtlessly means they are
more pretty, it also seems like they'd be a lot more expensive. I'll
take a more subtle and less respectful burial than this.
From here we went into the woods surrounding the graveyard, which are good for catching kabuto
(horned beetles), and also good for just seeing insect life in general,
which you'll soon see. Okay, let's play "find that insect!" Come on,
humor me. Let's start with an easy one:
There's a pretty large spider in that one. I think you should be able to see it from the thumbnail, if your eyes are good. Here is a closeup image if you give up.
This one has an adult kamakiri (praying mantis) somewhere. He blends in with the leaves pretty well, but I think if you look hard enough, you'll see him. Here's the closeup.
I think you'll have a pretty hard time with this one. There's a young kamakiri here, but he's not green like the last one. When you give up, here is a closeup of the little guy.
I really like mantises, so I couldn't resist picking one up to see what
would happen. Kensuke's mom caught one by his hind leg, and when
she picked him up, he did this little ballet move suspended in midair. Here and here are a couple more shots of the confused little kamakiri. Also along the way we saw a sanagi (pupa) which neither of us could identify.
We soon left the forest, as we were being continuously attacked by ka
(mosquitoes), although later it seems all of them bit mom and none of
them bit me. I guess there are some perks to racism towards Americans
in Japan... We continued for a short walk through the surrounding
neighborhood, stopping at a little playground where mom insisted upon
taking some awkward pictures.
Once again, fun to walk in the graveyard and look at bugs, but I think
spending time with Kensuke's mom is going down as one of the most
awkward things in the history of Luke Jones. Seriously, she's one of
those women who ask tons of questions, like about what kind of girls I
like and whether kissing on trains is ok, and I barely even know enough
Japanese to ask what time it is. Also, she's continuously buying or
giving me random gifts, like an orange hand towel with the Japanese
Giants baseball team logo on it, and a selection of clothes for my
family (I appreciate the thought, but I don't think any of it is to
their tastes). Good thing I only was here for a little over a week,
right? Does that sound heartless? Sorry.
Part two: less awkward, more delicious! After shopping a bit with dad
today, he took me out to eat at a little restaurant somewhere in
Hachioji.

Nice looking place, huh? Their specialty is unagi. That's
Japanese for eel! Yes!! Honestly, if anyone is grossed out about eating
eel, they should throw their impressions out the window, because it is very good. This was a very traditional looking Japanese restaurant, complete with a little area where you sit on the tatami (floor
mats) rather than chairs. We took the chairs, but I would have been OK
with the floor too. Here are pictures of the amazing meal:
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